K2: "Holy cow! Sex with her must be like throwing a hot dog into a sewer pipe."
K1: "Haha dude from dlisted.com keeps talking about kids cartwheeling out of her cavernous vagina."
K2: "Sounds about right. Bet she has a trampoline stored in there too."
K1: "They need to stop fucking. The world is running out of names that start with J."
K2: "Or he just needs to get snipped. Either way."
K1: "Or at least wrap it up."
K2: "Maybe his sperm is so strong it could break through latex."
K1: "Maybe!"
Love,
Katie
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