6:30 AM - Grudgingly roll out of bed and curse yourself for not getting up sooner. Grab towels and shuffle towards the bathroom for a shower.
6:31 AM - Shuffle back to bedroom. Mom is in shower. Check email until she gets out.
6:40 AM - Shuffle back to bathroom and take a shower. Refrain from using face scrub because lady at Sally Beauty Supply said to only use it at night. Drop everything in the shower at least once. Swear.
6:47 AM - Towel off and apply various creams/pomades to wet hair and wrap towel around head. Brush teeth and get mad every time the towel falls off due to the gravity of leaning over a sink.
6:50 AM - Start getting dressed and end up hating the outfit laid out the night before. Change everything.
7:00 AM - Apply makeup and argue with sister trying to get in the bathroom. Call her a Nazi. Speak German to her.
7:03 AM - Leave house in flip flops and start car. Realize there's no gas because it was too cold last night after class to stop at a gas station. Swear. Drive to gas station and get gas as well as breakfast. Be classy.
7:23 AM - Arrive at work. Spend five minutes looking for a parking space. Spend the next 10 minutes walking the half mile from the parking space to the building. No exaggeration.
7:40 AM - Walk into office la te. Curse parking lot. Wonder when parking structure will be done.
Work. Change Facebook status periodically. Tweet when something amusing happens or when boredom strikes.
3:30 PM - Wander back to car parked in BFE.
3:46 PM - Arrive at car. Get in and wait in line for 10 minutes to get out of the gate. Stop at home to change and eat dinner.
4:42 PM - Leave for school. Worry about being late the entire way there. Speed.
5:14 PM - Arrive at school an hour early. Go to bathroom. Waste time. Go to class and sit in the dark Facebooking on netbook until someone turns on the light. Facebook in the light until class.
6:15 PM - Professor arrives five minutes late. Class starts. Sit through class. Fear the TA and her crazy eyes. Imagine her turning the class to stone. Type everything professor says verbatim. Get midterm back. Be disappointed in your B-.
9:00 PM - Leave class. Book it to the car because the parking lot is dark and full of terrible drivers. Speed home.
9:26 PM - Arrive home. Mom says boyfriend called. Talked to him for several minutes about enema he had to give autistic person in group home he works in. Make fun of bleach blonde goatee thing brother is attempting to grow. Tell him it makes him look like Hulk Hogan.


10:26 PM - Finally get off phone because boyfriend has to change adult diapers before getting off work. Stay up until he calls back.
10:27 PM - Fall asleep.
10:55 PM - Wake up because phone is ringing under pillow. Talk groggily for three minutes. Hang up and fall asleep. Have nightmare about a doll.
Love,
Katie
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