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Had to fight the bank for the 4th day in a row.

We won't get into it.

I won't say it's straightened out because that has been getting me in trouble.

But (knock on wood) everything should be okay soon.

Plus, thunderstorms are badass, Jess's birthday party is tomorrow night, Addison's is on Sunday afternoon, and I'm surrounded by people I love.

Love,
Katie

On the Bright Side #5

On the bright side...

• I may be having a Fat Day, scratch that, an Obese Day, but my boobs look pretty good. I'm banking on that, actually. I'm all, Gut? What gut? You do not see wonky, muffin-top rolls! These are not the droids you're looking for! Please, view my lovely lady lumps instead!*
• I have to run later, but it's for a good cause. Two good causes, actually 1. my gut (see above) and 2. Corey's fitness testing. So there!
• I haven't spent any money today. And I didn't have to sit outside a Chicken Shack fogging up the glass with my fat kid anxiousness.
• I'm wearing my glasses which means my contacts will last longer, plus they are the correct prescription so I can actually see better.

AAAAAAND...I'm totally having an amazing pant-comfort day. Especially after yesterday's khaki situation.

Love,

Katie

*Bonus points for using BOTH a Star Wars and a Black Eyed Peas reference in the same bullet.

On the Bright Side #4

On the bright side...

• I had Starbucks.
• My sunburn is fully healed.
• Friday is camping!
• I can finally go back to El Gymo today.

ANNNNNNND...my shoes make me look like one of the mice from Cinderella. Which is cool. Because it amuses me.

Love,

Katie

On the Bright Side #3

On the bright side:

• Monday night-Tuesday morning's trauma is over.
• These cramps are bad, but the Motrin will kick in soon.
• My office has air conditioning.
• I did not have to take I-75 to work like my poor mother.
• I met not one, but TWO of my favorite bald, 20-something boys in the parking lot on my way in.

AAAAAAAND, today is PAY DAY!

Love

Katie

On the Bright Side #2

On the bright side:

• I have a giant bag of Starburst.
• I don't have a real concussion. (More on that later)
• I'm leaving on time today.

AAAAAND, I will not be working tomorrow.

Love,

Katie

On the Bright Side #1

On the bright side:

• I don't have to wear blush.
• From the calves down and in a few spots (including where my back fat rolls and the "underboob" region), I am not sunburned.
• My arms are still tan, maybe tanner.
• It doesn't hurt as bad today.

AAAAAND, my back is starting to bubble which means PEELING! And as gross as it is, I am WAY excited about it.

Love,

Katie